Really It's More of a Swoosh

I recently came into possession of the incredibly awesome incredibly useful Zombie Survival Guide courtesy of my good friend Annie. Thank You Annie. But as I was reading of the best way to sever a Solanum infected brain from an attacking zombie, it occurred to me what we really should be worried about here is not a zombie attack but the possibility of a ninja uprising(According to the Zombie Survival Guide, Solanum is the virus that causes Zombiefication.).

A Ninja take over makes a zombie out break look like apocalyptic preschool and here’s why.

Reason Number One: Ninjas are master assassins.
If a ninja wants you dead there is no way around it. You are dead. They have a full arsenal of special developed techniques and technology to achieve their ends.
Reason Number Two: Ninjas are masters of stealth.
Not only will a ninja kill you but he will go about this task in absolute silence leaving little or no trace of the deadly deed that just transpired.
Reason Number Three: Ninjas are masters of speed. This fact coupled with reason number one and number two mean that by the time the first person even becomes suspicious of a possible ninja uprising half of the population is already dead and gone.

It is for these reasons and many more that I have decided that the world ends not with a bang,a whimper or even the disgruntled moan of a horde of undead zombies, but with more of a quiet swoosh sound.